Archive for the 'Amusing' Category

Two Poems

December 14, 2007

I’ve recently begun a new book at DailyLit. It’s called Poems Every Child Should Know, by various authors. I’ve selected two to share tonight:
 THE BABY.
I found “The Baby” in Stedman’s “Anthology.” It is placed in this
volume by permission of the poet, Jeremiah Eames Rankin, of Cleveland
(1828-), because it captured the heart of a ten-year-old boy [...]

14-Year-Olds

December 13, 2007

At Best Buy, apparently they only hire 14-year-olds anymore. Or maybe it’s that I’ll be 35 next month and all the college kids working at Best Buy are looking awfully young to me.
I was supposed to have yesterday off for Vacation, to get my cards and shopping finished. But the Photo Lab malfunctioned and I [...]

Jack the Quack

December 8, 2007

Jack the Quack
When I was a kid, we’d go to a Chiropractor whose first name was Jack. My dad always called him “Jack the Quack,” even though we all went to him for treatments and agreed that he was an adequate chiropractor.
See, our family isn’t of the idea that Chiropractic will cure every ill, but that [...]

Everybody Party Party!!!

December 7, 2007

I’m up and awake. It’s nearly midnight and I am on a mission.
My mom is retiring at the end of this month and I, LIKE A SILLY GOOSE, am throwing her a party the day before she would have had to go back to work, were she not retiring. That means January 5 is the [...]

The West Wing

November 30, 2007

Rob and I are addicted to Netflix. And on Netflix, we’re addicted to The West Wing, the TV show. I have just finished watching 3 episodes, and now I’m getting ready for work. I’m closing tonight, but that’s fine,
BECAUSE I AM HAVING AN AMAZING HAIR DAY!!!!!!!!

<—- Look to the Side <—-

November 24, 2007

Time’s running out, friends.
Get ‘em while there’s still time, and money left for postage.
If indeed you would like to receive a paper Christmas card from me, don’t delay! Even if I have sent you a card in years past, please still send me your snail mail addy via the TALK TO ME link on this [...]

Get Elfed

November 22, 2007

Click on the photo to see a funny dance from Mindy, Me, CJ and Rob!

Tell Me Your Dream Job

November 3, 2007

What is your dream job? Give me a list of your Top 5, and a sentence of why those appeal to you. I’ll give you my Top 5 in a day or two.

I Love Taco Bell

October 24, 2007

Did you know that I love Taco Bell? Not enough to eat the stuff 24/7, but I do crave it quite often. It’s just plain good.
Check this out:
90 Feet to Free Tacos in America
If a player on either team in the World Series successfully steals a base, Taco Bell is giving a free taco to [...]

The iPod in my Bra

October 6, 2007

My twin sister Dotty sent this article to me today. Yikes. This guy’s iPod Nano supposedly burst into flames while in his pants. What Dotty doesn’t know, though, is that when I am doing housework, I usually have my iPod right like this:

Click the photo to see what Charlie called “Great Boobs of Fire!”
Maybe I [...]

The Answer is Yes

April 6, 2005

Yes, everyone is insane.

You wouldn’t know by the look of it….

April 1, 2005

…. but I’ve posted 3 times since the last one listed here.
The titles showed up, but none of the post did… and did I save it in a Word document? No. That’s for people who actually don’t want to fuss with re-writing their post. Me? LOVE (!!!!!) Doing work over again!!!!!! Not.
So Marie and Ken [...]

uuuuughhhhhhh

March 29, 2005

My head hurts, my allergies are awful and my feet are throbbing.
But other than that, this week is going soooooooo cool. Work is great. I love working on it. I love being “the boss” of it. I love training my coworkers and reminding my boss about it. I love it when customers come back and [...]

Joie de Vivre and Je Ne Sais Quois

March 22, 2005

We’ve had several pairs of nic’s throughout the ages and I’m sitting here wondering why I didn’t ever think about this before. We’re quite funny, when I type out all the nic’s and think of when and where we used them. lolol
Dotty’s nicname: Joie de Vivre (Joy of life)
My nickname: Je Ne Sais Quois (I [...]